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My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
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People Are Always Saying Some Things To Me And Well Im SICK Of It
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Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
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“ slavetomyheadcanon:
“ frostyknickers:
“ prettybluescarf:
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me as a discovery”
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@lordcephalopod
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“ slavetomyheadcanon:
“ frostyknickers:
“ prettybluescarf:
“ [discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
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me as a discovery”
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
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THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
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“ slavetomyheadcanon:
“ frostyknickers:
“ prettybluescarf:
“ [discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
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me as a discovery”
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
”
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
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[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discoveryHow can you not include the video?
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
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